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  Hippo 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  What the fuck this has NOTHING to do with Moo Deng

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  But where's.... The Substance???
  

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  Yeah this movie has the sauce, while I usually have a hard time keeping attention to really long things where a lot of walking and action happen, this film was truly captivating, a little bit corny and camp but honestly in all the right places, &
  the world building & beauty in every frame has me truly captivated, while it's best to watch the extended edition with minor breaks during big transitions for me, this film is otherwise a grand achievement and…

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Rewatched 16 Aug 2024

  Haven't seen it, never will, yet I fully know this movie is abhorrent blight on cinema itself, it is food poisoning mixed with wet farts distilled into an unpleasant 101 minutes that nobody who paid to watch will ever get back, my very being aches for the 10 souls in the world who actually paid legal tender to watch this hollowood irredeemable cyst

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