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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 2

  Cinematography banged. Everything else did nawt.

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  Incendies 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

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  The Breakfast Club 1985

  ½ Watched 15 Jun 2024 1

  The most elementary, clichéd, white male take on “nonconformity” and “bonding over our shared traumas”…like, you’ve GOT to be joking. The characters have exactly zero depth beyond their far-fetched and grossly exaggerated “problems”: Andy bullying another kid to impress his father????? HUH? Brian ATTEMPTING SUICIDE because he failed a school project??? Allison being such an outcast that she had nothing better to do than come to detention on a Saturday??? Be so for real, she’d definitely be out shoplifting or…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  Was seduced by the charmingly garish production + score but couldn't reconcile Bella's sexual "liberation" with the fact that she had the mind of a child. And the biggest jump scare of all...CHARLIE bursting into the wedding??

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