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  Afraid 2024

  ★½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  Another mediocre production from Blumhouse factories. So convoluted, preachy, and unsubtle. Very corny at times and extremely poorly written.

  Incredibly inconsistent with its central message... At some points, the film seems very anti-AI, as is the supposed point of the film. Other parts, though, it comes across as very pro-AI. It does not balance the two well, failing to reconcile both points.

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  The Firing Squad 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  Holy shit. A complete failure of filmmaking and production in every aspect.

  The completely fucked up continuity, the poorly dubbed in post-production dialogue, tha absolute absurdity of some of the scenarios, half-ass performance, poor writing...

  Genuinely one of the worst movies I think I've ever seen. It's a miracle this ever made it to screen.

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  A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure 2006

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  365 Days: This Day 2022

  ★ Added 1

  This is literally a feature length music video with really awful sex scenes dispersed plentifully throughout. I understand that the obvious draw here is the sex scenes, and they're targeting a demographic who enjoys that type of stuff.... so just make a porno? I don't understand why Netflix is blowing so much money on a trilogy of films that clearly no one likes.

  The 365 days trilogy truly represents the worst of cinema.

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