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Recent reviews

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  The Colors Within 2024

  ★★★★½ Added

  yeahhhhhhh, im gonna pick up the damn guitar again bitch

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Added

  yall gon die in the service ima die in her cervix - count orlok

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ½ Added

  this movie is going to be the first to make a trillion dollars just from all the russian betting ads i watched on the cam rip

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  Hard to Kill 1990

  ★★ Added

  if only steven seagal taught his wife how to be hard to kill we wouldnt be in this predicament

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