Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Good aspect ratio settings

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Good but that ending took me out of if

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Things to note:
  1. Count Orlok has bad asthma and needs an inhaler
  2. Interesting move to dry hump while drinking blood.
  3. Orlok clearly had a good moustache care routine.
  4. Rats, Rat, Rats

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  A Christmas Prince 2017

  ★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  Start of cringe Christmas film marathon.

  This profound movie made me wonder who’s coming up with these ideas for a film and who’s actually saying “YES THIS IS A GREAT PLOT”.
  Maybe I should quit my job and write shit Christmas plots instead.