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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Watching this movie was a truly horrid idea. Suddenly, a disgustingly romantic part of me that I thought long dead has reared its desperate, ugly little head & now I’m crying & it’s three a.m. & I may never recover. If none of you ever sees me again, you can safely assume that I have succumbed to my emotional injuries and am quite dead.

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  Outbreak 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025 1

  Can't someone pretty please make me just one good zombie movie???:( Just one??? Please??? Someone??? Anyone???!!

  (Hilariously bad premise by the way, one star for that alone)

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  Oh, Hugh. You should never underestimate the violent capabilities of a 20-year-old forced to be within sight & sound of another 20-year-old for a year and a half.

  (Wish this movie was a little more like Notting Hill tbh)

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  The word ‘poignant’ comes to mind. Also the word ‘saggy’. And the word ‘boobs’. And ‘bloody’ and ‘fire hose’ and ‘I couldn’t finish my mac-n-cheese while watching this’.

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