Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Idk man it just wasn’t for me? There were bits that had me giggling but I just 🤷 

  The little bug creatures were kinda cute

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  Crush 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  I don’t remember this giving me as much second hand embarrassment the first time 

  but I really want more films like this I demand it really

Popular reviews

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  Cruel Instruction 2022

  ★★★ Watched 11 May 2023

  I watched the actual film instead of trying to find about 30 parts on tiktok with subway surfers or those sand cutting videos beneath it. It had surprise gay people which is always a bonus, pretty good, solid ending Tbf but like where the fuck did her girlfriend go. Like she was being all like “I think I’m in love” and then Amanda’s like grow up 🙄 and then we don’t hear about her or even see her and then…

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  The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  Got some 4D effects with kids vaping next to us 

  Was giving PLEEK when she was on the phone, me when I’m an asthmatic girlie 

  Mia’s statement: “no survival instincts”

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