Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  this made me want to gorge my eyeballs out

  that british guy at the beginning couldn’t stop yapping like bro no one asked (I feel bad he just died as I wrote that)

  so so bad, cliche, cringe what the fuck am I watching 

  also imagine being non verbal for that long i wouldn’t be able to hold a conversation

  this is like if someone mashed together pirates of the caribbean with silent hill and the maze runner scorch trials

  going to church was more rewarding than this, im genuinely losing brain cells rn

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  I Used to Be Funny 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  truly one of the best things i've watched in a while

  ignoring some of the editing choices and acting from her roommates, this was surprisingly so good and the sprinkle of phoebe bridgers in there helped

  rachel sennott i love you

Popular reviews

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  WWJD? 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  ruby cruz freaking out for 13 minutes and 23 seconds (amazing award winning)

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ½ Watched 31 May 2024 3

  i didn’t enjoy this at all im sorry

  action sequences lasted way too long, women were all objectified

  the dialogue and character building was so surface level

  just really boring and i wasn’t invested enough to care about anyone or anything