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Favorite films

  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Oppenheimer
  • Lisa Frankenstein

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  • Room

    ★★★★★

  • Shrek

    ★★★★★

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★½

  • Jaws

    ★★★½

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★

    she ruled on my rodrick till my diary went wimpy

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★★½

    doctor jonathan crane let me be your wife i can fix you

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  • Room

    Room

    ★★★★★

    sorry don’t mind the mess that’s just the shattered pieces of my heart all over the floor

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    genuinely one of the best movies cinema has to offer

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★★

    I’m not okay though. I’m not. I just take a pill for my fucking OCD and I move forward because I know that my pain is unexceptional, so I don’t feel the need to burden everybody with it” 

    “you light up a room and then shit on everything inside of it”

    benji and dave were so uniquely different in the greatest way and so so sooo incredibly lovable i found myself nearly crying at some points while also relating to benji in ways i didn’t expect going into this movie. thank you jesse eisenberg 😭😭😭

  • Signs

    Signs

    ★★★

    swing away on these balls