Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  getting cucked by your clone is craaaazy

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  imagine getting cucked by a guy who is literally decaying off the bone

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024 1

  the modern tiktok brainrot attention span is not built for this

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  despise brad pitt as a person but goddamn him obliterating those fucking hippies was real cinema