Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  committing espionage for wifey is so 1950s noir lover boy coded <33

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  this movie is so freakin cool, unexpectedly so. had no idea about it until i saw the trailer 2 minutes beforehand. the music was divine. the fits were fire. i reallyy enjoyed the slow-burn, mystery thriller vibes with only a handful of tastefully crafted life-or-death moments to keep the story breathing. kate blanchett, you know i love to see ya. GREAT chemistry between all of the characters, especially the main duo. *in borat voice* my wifeee

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  campy sci fi supremacy 

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  while the “expendables” concept really only served as a device to critique capitalism’s exploitative tendencies by exaggerating it to an absurd extent, it brings up VERYY interesting philosophical points about identity. what makes you, you? your body? your memories? your relationships? some magic combination of all three?? i dunno :D 

  this movie has so much going on. specifically, robert pattinson and steven yeun. well-written characters. punchy script. a true dystopian story. i also enjoyed the social commentary, very clever. media literacy, don’t fail us now !!

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024 2

  no one yearns like this anymore and it makes me sick. bring back simping. bring back pathetic, unadulterated devotion for the doe-eyed stranger with a strange family who you met a few weeks ago at a party