Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  better than twitter porn…THAT FUCKING SONG?!?? like…

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  listen it was no tree branch in the puss but i had fun

Popular reviews

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  Ouija Shark 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jun 2021

  one of the most advanced cinematic masterpieces of our time. truly impressed with the quality of direction, writing, cinematography and casting. jackson matthew seltzer and i would recommend

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  Edward Scissorhands 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2020

  i love how the writer was just like HANDS?! NAH SCISSORS and of course tim burton ate that shit up and now we’re here. yo from the very beginning that white lady just letting herself into this mans HOME just didn’t sit right with me bitch KNOCK. also suburbs made me very uncomfortable but yea very entertaining and fun not to mention we obviously know how i feel about johnny depp already this man has scissors for hands and i would still let him FUCK andddddd likeeeeeee winona ryder can get in on that shit too i don’t mind 🤪