Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  bob dylan. johnny cash. take me to paris.

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  House of Wax 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  i want to touch the wax so bad

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  the phrase, "gagging on Juggernaut's jugger nuts", appears in the post credits, which I painstakingly sat through with a bunch of marvel nerds. I was not disappointed.
  grabbing my poor friend next to me as we violently giggle as hugh jackman's shirt disintegrates. bbg, that's CINEMA.
  every disney/marvel inside joke insult added a year to my life tbh.
  one of the first and only marvel films I've actually found funny. thank god for canadians.

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Dec 2023

  "this man is an idiot, a village idiot. if this was a village, he would be the idiot."
  martin freeman, this is ur best work, king. fuck hobbits.
  10/10 realism for zero background checks on the middle aged TA in British primary schools.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  also gordon shakespeare x mr madden, enemies to lovers, 200k words

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