Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Inland Empire 2006

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Cumtown reunion. David Lynch screenings every damn day in my city. Baseball on this week. It's going to be a great summer.

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  The Florida Project 2017

  Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Hated the ending! Those 5-year-old girls should have ran straight to a DSA meeting instead! Some viewers were so woke in 2017 they thought this movie was Oliver Twist. I still like it. I was shocked at how observational the camera feels. It's just stting back in those big wide shots. Total patience. Bunch of kids just screwing around. Love it. Some of the scenes are just Jackass-style pranks on random Floridians. The ending is not so bad to me.…

Popular reviews

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  Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2020

  Currently halfway thru shooting a low budget comedy film with my friends. Had to go back to the ur-text to get centered.

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  Immortally Yours 2009

  ★ Watched 30 Apr 2020

  Watched this truly strange film tonight with my girlfriend's family. They have a DVD of it because it was shot in their hometown of Hamilton, Ohio. I was thinking it would be a homemade-type thing when my girlfriend told me about how they shot a vampire movie in the town.

  Interestingly, it was made for over a million dollar budget and it stars some Australian actors, Cobra Kai sensei Martin Kove, famous little person actor Phil Fondacaro and the town's…