Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  monkey handjob

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  artistically engaging, narratively so atrocious my mom yelled at me for making her see it

Popular reviews

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  Napoleon Dynamite 2004

  ½ Watched 17 Jun 2022

  if someone put a gun to my head and told me to watch this movie, i’d put the gun in my mouth.

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  Full Metal Jacket 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2022

  unappreciated, riveting anti-war film about the horrors of patriotism, nationalism, and the duality of man with the bonus of talented acting and enriching sound design unfortunately watered-down by “film bro” virgins that lack basic empathy and compassion and repackaged as “military propaganda”

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