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Due Date 2010
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A dog jerks off in this
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Dirty Dancing 1987
Ok I need to stop watching movies while deliriously sick and only half awake. I think I could be underrating everything
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!! This is the movie. From start to finish every second is an ode to all of art history. I didn't know you could stuff a movie so full of niche art history from every medium of art. The animation style itself was also perfect, it took what made the last movie and embraced it. I had to write to the gc in the middle of the movie "This is an art history circlejerk wet dresm" and…
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Obligatory "WTF THE ANIMATION!!! I LOVE IT!"
Anyways this was funny asf tbh
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