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The Great Muppet Caper 1981
One day, I’ll be able to tell Kermit and Fozzie apart. They’re just too identical!
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Blood from the Mummy's Tomb 1971
Her dad gave her a ring from a very-obviously-cursed, ancient-mummy severed hand. You’re not protecting her, you’re just stupid. That’s on you.
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Novocaine 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Do you think dying gruesomely between Jack Quaid’s thighs is a net positive or a net negative? Asking for a friend.
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Was waiting for the Captain America orgy porgy, and they did not provide. Also they turned Giancarlo Esposito into an exposition machine. Dunno what was more disappointing. :(
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