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Recent reviews

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  Meg 2: The Trench 2023

  ★★ Watched 05 Sep 2023

  Fell asleep for most of it

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  Christopher Robin 2018

  ★★½ Watched 10 Sep 2018

  More emotionally manipulative than The Bachelor producers, sweeter than that artificially-colored icing you scrape off to get to the cake, and containing more unnecessary drawings than Andy Warhol’s Campbell Soup Cans, Christopher Robin didn’t give me as many genuine warm feelings as I’d hoped. (Just kidding. Warhol’s great.)

  Pooh is freaking adorable, though.

Popular reviews

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  Searching 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2018

  THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYS 16-YEAR-OLD MARGOT IS MARRIED AND A COLLEGE GRAD IRL. That’s just one of many shocking, insane, and mind-blowing plot twists this movie hurls at you. 
  Director Aneesh Chaganty could make enlarging a Google Chrome window a very distressing and chilling experience...Oh wait, he did.

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  The Meg 2018

  ★★ Watched 05 Sep 2018

  I loved how the movie was so considerate to hint you before every single plot point occurs. I was very grateful for this, because I always knew exactly when to brace myself for unbearable cringe.

  But the movie includes a few surprising and unpredictable plot twists as well. I went in fully expecting to see Woody Harrelson kick some ass. I did not expect...him to also meet a woman who we’re supposed to ship him with, clearly, because they’re both…

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