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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson looks exactly like the type of guy that would be extruded from a 3d printer

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  Moana 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Her pa said nawr don’t go and yet she persisted

Popular reviews

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  Romeo + Juliet 1996

  ★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  As a concept everyone speaking Shakespeare is intriguing but in practice it blows. Baz has always been an annoying twerp

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  Am I OK? 2022

  ★½ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  If she had done the ‘am I gay?’ quiz in middle school like everyone else, she could have saved herself from a lot of dating turmoil

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