Johanna

Johanna

i’ve never seen a movie in my life and if anyone tries to convince you otherwise they’re lying to you

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Top Gun

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  • The Matrix

    ★★★½

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    ★★½

  • Speed

    ★★★★

  • Point Break

    ★★★

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★½

    sorry i know this is one people usually like but it fell weirdly flat for me?? i absolutely love action movies but this was a bit underwhelming- the fight scenes were still cool and the effects were impressive for the time so i do get some of the appeal. it’s not a bad movie but i really wish i liked it more. cool soundtrack though and keanu reeves is an incredibly beautiful man

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    ★★½

    dude i hate to say it but the acting and effects in this one were most heinous… and i’m saying this as a huge fan of the first movie. seriously, the line delivery (specifically in the first half) was pretty egregious. there was some stuff that made me laugh later in the movie but the first 40 minutes or so was so bad that me and my mom literally stopped watching it and i had to return to it on…

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  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★

    i was a little skeptical at first but after watching it all i can confidently say this movie is totally fucking awesome and insanely fun

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★

    so bad but so very fun to watch… i didn’t know exactly what was happening half the time and it was almost completely convoluted but keanu’s line delivery is unmatched + they are both so hot

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