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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  nosferatu skipped leg day and these german kids sound like beggars in britain.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  the soundtrack is horrendous and what message did i take away from this? don't trust a skinny rich boy who looks like he is 17 and goes to strip clubs to find love.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  blacksmith productions really like butts. real question is why did the monster go on stage with three tits out? 
  when boys say pop a tittie, she takes it seriously.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2023

  hey oliver, you could have had a hot milf at the end and a nice house? why only choose one? love the soft porn but do wish jacob elordi was more gay in this.

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