Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  you can shove that AI slip up yo ass

  This in IMAX was spiritual

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  Jason Bourne 2016

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I fear most men would rather bare knuckle box on the Greek/Albanian border than go to therapy

Popular reviews

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  I Used to Be Funny 2023

  ★½ Watched 05 Oct 2023 2

  Wow, where to start.

  I guess first off, she was never funny?

  The edit was atrocious. There was never any pace. Rachel was the only person in the cast able to act? 

  But my main question is why was almost every aspect of the story in the past? Barely anything felt active in the moment. Why did we need to see this period in time, when not a lot actually happens?

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  The Royal Hotel 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  Last twenty minutes was tense enough to give me a haemorrhoid