Jake

Jake

I am very easily pleased. I’ll usually rate a movie an 8 or a 9 unless it’s exceptionally bad.

Favorite films

  • The Polar Express
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Donnie Darko
  • Beverly Hills Cop

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  • Macbeth

    ★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Letters to Juliet

    ★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

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  • Macbeth

    Macbeth

    ★★★½

    Super super cool. Color grading and cinematography was so insane especially the fight scenes at the end. Thank you to my sister for translating all this. Cool stuff. Cool cool!!!

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Fun movie! Decent acting with a serviceable plot. Action was pretty cool, I was FLOORED by the bone stab at the end that was cool — otherwise rather corny at times but definitely fun.

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

    Amazing movie. Heartfelt, funny, sweet, actually kind of emotional and totally beautifully shot. Every shot was like a painting it was gorgeous. Kieran Culkin is incredible and the direction was lovely. Such a sweet movie, I feel like I’m both of them. Wonderfully wonderfully done. Ending made me sad but just ugh

    Kieran DESERVED that Oscar!!!

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★★½

    There’s a Venom Horse and a Venom Frog, but have to wait for the credits to see a Venom Hawk, too