Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gamer 2009

  ½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  This movie hates video games, gamers, fat people, sex workers, and anyone who chooses to watch the goddamn thing

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  RED 2010

  ★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  My parents would love this

Popular reviews

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  Zorro, The Gay Blade 1981

  ★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2022

  I wish I was half as cool as Bunny Wigglesworth. Also look at Don Diego's fits, you're telling me HE'S the straight one?

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  Girl help!!! The physical manifestation of my internalized misogyny is trying to kill me!!