jared

jared

hi, i’m watching movies! read if you like.

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Trainspotting
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Poor Things

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  • The Hudsucker Proxy

    ★★★★½

  • Big Time

    ★★★★½

  • Eraserhead

    ★★★★

  • Grease

    ★★

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  • Big Time

    Big Time

    ★★★★½

    such a good time capsule of this time in his music. it genuinely couldve been another 2 hours long and id been there for it

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★

    that baby puppet is so real looking

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  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    ½

    there were only 2 guys in their 30’s laughing to a socially unaware level (arthur fleck-esque) in our theater over some of the most unfunny jokes ive heard so far out of kevin smith. i just felt embarrassed and hid my head in my hoodie. 

    the biggest issue this movie has is its reliance on drying out it’s own nostalgia, and i’m angry about that! because i get what they’re trying to do, and it could’ve been executed incredibly had…

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ½

    really fucking hate this movie for some reason. everytime i think about it i get weirdly nauseous thinking about the weird hazy green smudge on the lens. only plus is we got a cool ass soundtrack from it, and the cool set design. and i truly only think jim carrey + source material is the only things we’re here for and all the extra shit seems pretty unneccessary. this film does not evoke any emotion besides kinda grossed out.

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