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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Trailer: Psychological thriller 
  Actual Movie: Softcore porno
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  Strangers on a Train 1951

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  This movie is why my air pods stay in on public transport

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  La la Land’s Crackhead cousin

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  Thor: Ragnarok 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  The best marvel Superhero movie…because it isn’t a superhero movie. Something straight out of a comic book, Thor on some strong-ass acid trip.

  Also gets half a star because of Cate Blanchett. Fight me.

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