Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hackers 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  Opening with Orbital’s Halcyon and On and On 👌

  Best bad movie ever

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  I hate cgi, I hate sustained product placement, I hate unnecessary sequels, I hate movies that try to portray the pop star experience, I hate the nothing was real reveal, I hate people who smile at you weirdly.

Popular reviews

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  Magnolia 1999

  ½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  I felt absolutely nothing…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  What was the point? What does this add to the conversation that we don’t already know? I don’t need a mirror held up to me.

  The film reads like a thesis but we already know the struggles we’re facing, do we need to be reminded of them? Perhaps that’s the point? Show the obvious to create a conversation? I just don’t know. 

  To me there was no character evolution, there were no redeemable characters (especially the men, even the man…