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  The Last Unicorn 1982

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  I used to get this every weekend from the video shop and still just as good.

  Mia Farrow playing a unicorn, Christopher Lee playing a wizard, soundtrack by America and a tree with massive tits.

  Also my pastel grunge tumblr was named after this film.

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Gave the people exactly what we wanted. And more.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Horny as hell. Just wanted them to play the Magic Mike music in the grinding scene.
  Mostly lusted after Nicholas Hoult’s trench coat.
  Rat content not terrible but I did have nightmares.

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  Nocturnal Animals 2016

  ½ Added

  this is a terrible pretentious film. probably the worst instance of aestheticising violence against women ive ever seen.

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