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Recent reviews

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  The Killing of a Sacred Deer 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Genuinely starting to love everything Yorgos does, one of the most refreshing and interesting directors at the moment and style is so defined and special

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  A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  There’s legit nothing more romantic then staring at the celling at a girls crib whilst she plays some 80’s classics on vinyl and holds you close to her whilst she contemplates ripping your neck off. 

  
  But seriously I think everyone in this film could’ve learned a bit more “Stranger Danger” and not have something crazy happen.

Popular reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  
  Real title: Snow White and the CGI Freaks 

  “SO HAPPPYYYY SO CHEERYYYY SO SINGY. IM A DISNEY ADULT WHO’S SO HAPPY AND ONLY WEARS DISNEY SHIRT YAYYYYYYYYY. “

  From all I had heard before I saw it, my exception’s weren’t high at all, with many changes to the orginal story quite a lot of controversy surrounding it.

  First off, you have one dwarf actor but non for the main dwarf crew and exclude little people actors from getting a role…

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  Crocodile Dundee 1986

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 2

  STORY TIME: When I was 4 I was going to live in America as my dad traveled for navy work. We got to travel in business so me and my sister were pretty excited and would you know it Paul Hogan was on the plane with us… Expect according to my parents he was complaining to the air stewardess about my sister and I. I don’t know you Mr. Hogan but ahh fuck you?.

  Yeah no this was a drag…

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