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  The Order 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This wasn’t the crime thriller that the trailer advertised. It’s a slow moving drama with some shooting here and there. Phenomenal acting and beautiful cinematography aren’t enough when the plot is written so flatly. It starts great and then just stays flat throughout until it ends anticlimactically.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  It’s a little more metaphor than story, but it’s so fun to watch. Love the style, love the sound design, love the prosthetics.

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  Curly Sue 1991

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  The movie is on the low end of okay. I don’t believe that Jim Belushi’s forehead could land the legit babe in this movie. The music sucks.

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  Boring. Excellent performances, visually beautiful, the prosthetics frequently look great. Chooses to focus on Bernstein’s marriage and sexuality over the music, but doesn’t offer more than surface level insight into either one.

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