Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2023 1

  Half of this was foreplay, the other half was blindly shooting guns

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  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Mother, help it’s too real

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan 2024

  The way my dad sat me down and told me “the hobbits are just very good friends… they’re not gay” when we watched this for the first time. And now we sat in a circle debating just exactly to what extent of gay they are.

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2024

  This would’ve been better if I didn’t have my dad asking questions at every scene because he kept walking away to eat more cheese