Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ash 2025

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I found myself playing indie sci fi bingo almost immediately.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Willy Wonka and the—oh hey that beach towel’s from the A24 merch shop

Popular reviews

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  Warfare 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I shall not be enlisting!

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Jul 2024

  After a banger opening that instantly seized my entire trust, the rest of the film worked as hard as it could to lose it. 

  “The devil made me do it”?????? Are you KIDDING me??? I’m actually mad. What started out as fresh and exciting take devolved into a complete mash of borrowed ideas and tropes neatly thrown together into a whopping disappointment. I even started asking myself if it was a very strangely veiled satire? 

  The comparison parallels between Silence…