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  Romeo + Juliet 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Nov 2023

  Couldn’t they have just called each other?

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Oct 2023

  This movie is the reason dudes think about the Roman Empire so often.

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  The Prestige 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Jun 2023

  I wish 1800s magician movies was a more popular genre.

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  Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  This movie is just gene wilder being a kid. Then he brings children onto a nightmare boat ride and talks about the inevitability of hell. Then he’s all like “want to try my new everlasting gobstopper!” No you freak get me the fuck outta here. 

  
  
  
  
  

  Anyway it’s pretty good

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