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Smosh: The Movie 2015
I don't hate YouTube culture or even Smosh by any means, they make decent content for a younger demo that I watched myself growing up and that's totally fine. But to put it as nicely as I can, sometimes this movie makes me wish for another Adpocalypse.
Whatever, still better than the Viner Invasion I guess.
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2012 2009
As with many modern disaster movies, one of the main issues with the movie is that everything outside of the actual chaos and destruction is a bit boring to sit through. A problem that seems to pop up with Emmerich films especially is that he never quite knows what direction to take with the tone of the movie. One minute, the super earthquake that destroys Los Angeles is something dire and life-threatening for the main characters, but the next we're…
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The Purge 2013
The debut film for a constantly disappointing "horror" franchise in most cases ends up being the best one or even relatively good compared to the rest of the series. In this case, however, The Purge was a snoozefest almost the whole way through. Though I can give it a select few moments where the movie is unintentionally funny, the rest is ruined by completely bland and frankly irritating, unlikable, and sometimes even creepy main characters. Such huge potential for what's, in all honesty, an interesting concept only brings me to one conclusion after watching it again recently: Ethan Hawke deserves so much better.
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