Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  one of my favorites ever now. Really glad I already have c*nty little bangs otherwise this movie woulda made me cut some

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Jake Gyllenhaal with a neck tattoo please call me back

Popular reviews

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  28 Days Later 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Well. Damn

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Nov 2024

  Could not even tell you how many times I’ve seen this movie and it never gets old, too bad they didn’t just end SpongeBob here