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  Willy's Wonderland 2021

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  Nic cage can curbstomp me like a fake gorilla anytime

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  More like a glass brussels sprout IMO

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

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