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Moana 2 2024
Movie was sound but fuck it. Lucas Musson count your fucking days you daft prick. Heard you’ve been chatting all this shit about eating quiche but you’re woke as anything you dickhead. Heard my mate liam saw you hugging some trees and the lot. You’ve got no idea what i’ll do to you you melon headed slapper. Look like a space raider you mug and ive been told you love a bit of cold beans for tea. If you want a scrap I’m sound for owt, bell me the address. Stupid woke prick
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The Terminator 1984
yeah reyt good this one ☝️🔥 that lagernator lad was mental. the bit where he terrored the whole police station got me feeling brave so i might try it in south road asda for a laugh tomorrow morning 🔫🤖
sarah connor’s chebs made me wanna get romantic with the lanky bastard in seat H11 but he was saying his name was deadly nightshade so i sacked him off 😍🤦♂️
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Alien: Romulus 2024
had some reyt muppet sat next to me chatting shit kin hell 😾 heard he looks just like the lanky alien baby prick in the end bit 😱👽 sitting down with a chippy tea now, gowan lad🍟🍺
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Paddington 2 2017
the long awaited sequel. got me reyt teary eyed when paddington got arrested 🐻. i thought the depression diagnosis was enough but this guaranteed it. free my 3ft 6 pal. overall masterpiece, there’s gonna be fisticuffs if they don’t make number 3 soon 🍾🍻🇮🇪🍀
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