Absolute cinema.
Robert Edgers just served me a two hour kino gooning sesh so disgustingly and charismaticly I'm genuinely convinced he is in fact Nosferatu.
Somehow scenes in the film are simultaneously suspenseful, dramatic, over the top, and goofy as hell without undercutting my movie boner. The plot unfurls elegantly before your eyes as you can't help but laugh at the insane antics on screen while covering your massive cinephile erection.
I love Lily Rose Depp breaking the fourth wall by saying "he's coming", as the entire audience creamed their pants in the theater. Masterful meta storytelling.
Well played Robert Eggers;
kino served.
