grosstoast

grosstoast

I have really bad opinions but not as bad as my sisters

Favorite films

  • Candyman
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Parasite
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Migration

    ★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★½

  • White Chicks

    ★★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★½

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  • Migration

    Migration

    ★★★

    Mid movie but theme song slaps so whatever

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★½

    God forbid a girl got hobbies

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  • White Chicks

    White Chicks

    ★★★½

    Objectively awful but I like it because I have the humor of a 9 year old

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ★★★★★

    Stupid child: YuO RUinEd MOmS DrESs

    Sex god: Oh honey it was ruined when she bought it 💅

    *snaps with a dash of slay*

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