Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  annihilation x chernobyl x the last of us x rom com … highly enjoyable, definitely a top 10 or even top 5 movie of 2025 🤭💅

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  211 2018

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  piece of ass.

  me and pookie watched for our anniversary… regrettable

Popular reviews

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  Microwave Massacre 1979

  ½ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  this is so bad, y’all weren’t lying 😭
   the acting, the script, the visuals… SOMEBODY HELP ME!

  the wife, him, the dog, the neighbours 😭 the construction, the random girl, the fucking mf in a cloak 😭 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

  also, the main guy is the voice of frosty from the old movies (i knew i recognized him from somewhere, but exactly what) so that’s pretty swag

  that’s a pretty pussy 😧

  the wife carries tbh, and that’s not saying…

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2024 1

  started: 17/04/24
  for media studies :)

  what the frickity frackity is going on 😻

  ernge

  bald twink, i aspire to have one over my shoulder as well.

  bdsm, pull on my chain, papi.

  "don't breathe." yes, ma'am.

  "you might say they look sort of... blue."
  "blue."

  brutha, eugh... no cuz what is actually going on...

  pissing me off fr.

  the skull decals are so cool, gimme that shit.

  the hissing. ARE YOU A FUCKING FURRY!?!?!?

  "remember me."

  i didn't hate this as much as i thought would...

  finished: 19/04/24