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  Crimson Peak 2015

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  i could fix her

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2023

  i laughed so hard i gave myself a headache

Popular reviews

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  Jack and Jill 2011

  ★ Watched 06 Jul 2023

  I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
  That is not funny

  That is not cute

  It is animal abuse

  BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

  BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

  Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

  You idiots can have…

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  After Ever Happy 2022

  ★ Watched 26 Dec 2022

  tessa’s bangs wig was a war crime

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