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  Henry Danger: The Movie 2025

  ★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  “Believe in something” okhyeah ok yeah you know that monkey? Sign languege orange monkey? Named Nim. My whole heart believes he needed tha orange

Popular reviews

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  *flashlite clicks under my face making me look scary to you while I talk* “if you go onto my property I will kill you with my lanmine”

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023

  I observed while consuming. Let me consult them with you. Maybe two truths and one lie for a chance;
  - Every two minutes someone in the theatre, someone would respond OUT LOUD to things happening on the silver screan
  - less than #1 fart scripted joke
  - more than 10.0 mammamia jokes, not impressed
  - greedy
  - this theatre smeelt 
  - they stole from the apocalypse
  - Sleuth Rogan, not the worst part? Holy wow

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