John Gruber

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★★★★★ Hall of Fame

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • GoodFellas
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★

  • Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music

    ★★★

  • SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    A slower, less interesting, forgettable remake of Coppola’s Dracula.

  • Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music

    Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music

    ★★★

    Lots of fun, amazing job by Questlove with the opening musical mashup/montage.

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  • Chimp Empire

    Chimp Empire

    ★★★★★

    One of the best, most enjoyable, most engaging, and most informative cinematic experiences I've ever had. My wife and I devoured it. It's extraordinarily beautiful and compelling. It's a story about two warring groups, replete with interesting characters and compelling drama. Scheming, backstabbing, loyalty, social climbing, bravery, cowardice. It's all there.

    Footage so close and personal it seems impossible (and in fact was only possible because these chimps have grown accustomed to human researchers in the area for 25 years).

    Extraordinary.

  • Tetris

    Tetris

    ★★

    Here’s a rare one: a 2-star film that I did enjoy. Here’s the thing: the further into the movie you go, the less “based on a true story” applies. It’s not a documentary, so sure, spice it up. Consolidate characters. Add some drama. But you either stick *pretty* close to the truth, or, you go full Charlie Kaufman and make it absurd. “Tetris” is trying to split the difference and I don’t think it made for a good third act.…