Grumpley

Grumpley Pro

Former Cinemark and AMC wagie.
I volunteer at a movie theater. I see all. Aspiring writer/director.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Midsommar
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Perfect Blue

Recent activity

All
  • Happiness

    ★★★

  • Godzilla

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★★

  • Frogman

    ★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Happiness

    Happiness

    ★★★

    Deeply, deeply uncomfortable, which is something I'd praise it more for if it wasn't so boring. Excessively long in the tooth, which prevents it from being an excellent film in my eyes. All of these characters are intriguing to watch, but the stories themselves drag on too much. Could've benefitted from a shorter cut. I find the examination of depravity in this to be a great topic to make a film on and I was laughing at the sheer absurdity and embarassment. Just needed a better execution.

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★½

    Watched late so my purchase in the Criterion sale wasn't blind. I can safely say that I can't wait to rewatch this on a big TV in 4K.

Popular reviews

More
  • The Firing Squad

    The Firing Squad

    ½

    Dude. DUUUUUDE. I knew this was gonna be bad but holy shit, this is like The Room of Christian movies.

    Genuinely the funniest thing I've seen in ages, I was cackling, hooting, hollering and screaming "No fucking WAY" at so many points. This is shot on the cheapest, worst cameras, and definitely on a phone or two. The music comes in at the absolute worst times to achieve its intended effect, its genericness makes every scene comedic beyond belief. The…

  • Exhibiting Forgiveness

    Exhibiting Forgiveness

    ★½

    My first and probably last AMC Screen Unseen.

    I'm sorry, but I get nothing out of these dime-a-dozen family dramas. Yeah it probably stems from a very personal place in the filmmaker's heart, but I feel nothing except boredom. I fell asleep for like half an hour of this. It's kinda well shot and pretty well acted, but I just don't give a shit about this movie. Sorry. Never forgive your abusers by the way.