Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

  WHY DO WE ROMANTICIZE CHEATING ON OUR PARTNERS !!!

  Ignoring that though it wasn’t too bad I just can’t ignore how I want to deliver a flying elbow to every character in this movie thrice over

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Why’d the black guy die???

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Popular reviews

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  Unfriended 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2023

  Maybe the real friends were the ones we unfriended along the way

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  The Haunting in Connecticut 2009

  ★★★★★ Added

  I’m as confused as you as to why I gave this 5 stars, but I’m committed.

  Boy takes some scrumptious lil pills and starts going off the walls levels of silly.

  His silliness in fact gets so silly he makes HIS FAMILY start to raise their silly meters, leading to them all needing a bit of ward time, a bit of a hug, and a shot to the head of holy water out of a squirt gun. 

  I’d say a bit of Jesus too, but we aren’t on speaking terms these days. So no free promos.