Favorite films

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  Flux Gourmet 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Jul 2022

  I’m grateful for the urge this motion picture to make an inlet, but don’t touch my fucking flanger bitch

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  Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1989

  ★★ Watched 07 Oct 2021 1

  While this movie truly doesn’t start until the last half hour, when Jason is ACTUALLY in Manhattan, as the title suggests, the true hero of this film is not who you think. Is it the main character who’s name I’ve forgotten? No. Is the tragic Jason Vorhees, who’s badassery knows no bounds? Again, no. Against all odds, it’s our boxing boy, Julius.

  Not only was he hurled off a giant ship into raging stormy sea by Jason himself. Not only…

Popular reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2021

  Suspiria, feels like you’ve been drugged, and transported to the strangest haunted house ever. Though the story itself is quite linear, the unique way in which it’s presented and told is what makes this a must watch. This film is pushed nearly entirely by the absolutely INSANE musical score, and feverishly colorful visuals that hypnotically suck you into this house of horrors.

  Nearly every scene is dynamic, dramatic, and captivating. This is achieved through the incredible use of lighting and…

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  Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives 1986

  ★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2021

  Ahhhhh now this is what I like in my slashers. From the very first moment you’re hurled into the most completely nonsensical plot and see a mans heart get grabbed through his chest and out of his back. Extremely self aware with its humor and character tropes, and very over the top and amusing with its kills, Friday the 13th, Part 6, will always be a great choice when looking for an entertaining asf horror to watch with your friends. This meets all the criteria for the classic Halloween, horror vibes that you’re looking for.