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Favorite films

  • Road House
  • Trainspotting
  • Chungking Express
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★

  • Road House

    ★★★★★

  • Terminator Salvation

    ★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

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  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous

    ★★★★

    Not enough people are talking about this movie in our country these days and it’s very sad, folks, it really is. You used to have these comedies — big comedies, lots of stars, very funny — and you’d go see them in a theater and people would laugh! Or you’d watch them at home on your couch with your little puppy dog and you’d both laugh. Can you believe that? People would LAUGH. Hard to believe now, I know, the…

  • Twister

    Twister

    ★★★★

    We used to be a country. We used to make things. We used to talk to our neighbors. We used to leave our doors unlocked at night. We used to watch movies at the drive-in. We used to wear incredible clothes that lasted for decades. We used to drive indestructible, American-made cars. We used to get into vicious fights with rival scientists. We used to steal dogs from old women. We used to drive through houses at full speed. We used to seek revenge on Mother Nature herself.

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  • Terminator Salvation

    Terminator Salvation

    ★★★

    Not Good in many ways and the only reason I can think of that explains why studios kept hiring McG in the 00s is that Hollywood must have been experiencing some kind of widespread gas leak. That said, I have yet to not be entertained by a Terminator movie.

  • I'm Still Here

    I'm Still Here

    ★★★★★

    I can think of few other movies that have come out recently (or maybe ever) that exemplify Ebert’s insistence that films are machines that generate empathy better than this one. This floored me. It feels gauche to even mention the Academy after watching this because a little piece of gold is such a paltry way to celebrate a story of this magnitude but I wish we lived in a world where this would win every award it’s nominated for, including and especially Fernanda Torres for Best Actress. What a performance and what a picture.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Examining the vibrant and complex spectrum of human sexuality through the medium of cinema is so fucking back man

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★½

    Heartbreaking: The Worst People You Know* Just Made A Fun Movie

    *Ryan Reynolds, Shawn Levy