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  A Real Pain 2024

  Watched 12 Feb 2025 1

  This was the worst movie I’ve seen in my entire life. 0 stars

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  Gone Baby Gone 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2023

  Rotten tomato score : 95/100
  Audience score : 86/100
  Gulpie score : 1/1 gulp

  Gone Baby Gone … South Boston, hate speech and cocaine … uhhh Ya this is my new favorite movie ! 

  
  Casey Affleck really showed his stuff on this breakout role (not his dick, his talent). Casted as a 31 year old private investigator, he was actually 32 at the time so NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE. Doesn’t fucking matter tho. His big bro ben (BBB) affleck had his…

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  American Made 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2023

  Well done Tommy boy. 

  Ayooo what a heckin film and what a heckin story ! 
  I am a sucker for some of dat TRU CRIME. Love it so much I wanna get this movie on DVD burn down the disc and casing into a nice brown sludge and shoot it right into my veins… uh oh kase I think that’s just heroin ur Thinkin of! 

  Either way such a spectacular film directed by Doug Ligman who teams up with Tom…

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2023

  Been meaning to gulp on this one for awhile now, figured why not right ? FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE! 

  youtu.be/fXZj4Wy58Pk

  David Fincher my Man U really know what you’re doin behind the lens … unbelievable directoring n shit on this one, but can’t forget about ole Benny Aflleck. Love how Ben affleck was an alchoholic in real life kinda wicked awesome. (Prolly did coke too)
  The bitch who plays Amy dunne must be a bitch in real life…

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