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  A Close Shave 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  This event was probably a top one motive of all time. I fully reached nirvana watching Wallace and Gromit. It is hills and valleys though as I know I'm not going to get that high (double entendre) again for a while. I think I should address an elephant in the room that there's no denying I've become a fully fledged melt. I just have nothing better to do with myself in this state. I'm over them now I'm pretty sure…

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  A Matter of Loaf and Death 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  One of my pals has never seen Wallace and Gromit which is unfathomable to me. We did a marathon last night and I spoiled this one instantly because I couldn't grasp the concept that virgin eyes were glancing at the Gromdog for the first time. That's on me champ. Forgot to mention it is the full strawberry doughnut at one. I don't even know if it tasted the best but I judged them based on the amount of outer body experience they gave me and I transcended on that doughnut.

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  Cool Cat vs Dirty Dog 'The Virus Wars' 2023

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2024 1

  Cool cat found dead in Baltimore after supposed Fentanyl overdose. Dirty dog enjoyers rise! Our time in the light will come soon. Once we get off the No fly list I'm sure we will crash directly into Daddy Dereks headquarters. Why would you ever side with Cool cat when Dirty dog lays down a stellar rap about Coronavirus being fake whilst hitting cartwheels.

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct 2024 8

  I drive… except I no longer can due to the panic attack I had whilst driving today which has left my vehicle no longer usable for the near future. This has been a generational crash out (double entendre there). Fair play I knew my day was going to get ruined by one knobhead with a blonde manbun in the form of Erling Haaland but didn't anticipate that the girl I, for all accounts, am still maybe caught up on is…

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