Genuinely one of the worst things I have ever put into my brain. Worst movie I've seen in recent memory. Every scene is cuttable. Not a single character has any compelling aspect, good or bad. It's not even ironically enjoyable, as the ways it sucks are either infuriating or just insanely boring. Genuinely struggled to stay awake towards the end. The apotheosis of aimless. I am not being hyperbolic in calling it slop. Cannot fathom what motivated any decision made…
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Anora 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I had high hopes. Really thought I'd like it. Got such rave reviews, had a really promising premise with lots to dive into, a fantastic first act, an astounding performance by our lead actress, generally good directing and cinematography. Could have been a fantastic film had it been competently written. Alas, the humanization of sex workers that was promised to me simply didn't happen. Sorry Sean, making them cardboard isn't much of a step up from not making them caricatures,…
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Casablanca 1942
Curse those evil Nazis, shamelessly occupying what is rightfully the French's - Morocco.
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